Why does a conservative male that keeps ranting about the GLBT section of YA have a man-crush on me?

Why did the fact that I will never be his next boyfriend lead him to start pretending that he is my ';wife'; on YA Politics?Why does a conservative male that keeps ranting about the GLBT section of YA have a man-crush on me?
Like most gay conservatives, he cannot come to terms with his (not so) latent homosexuality. He is obsessed with homosexuals and all things homosexual because he is, in fact, homosexual. Unfortunately, this is a reality he cannot accept because of his backward, conservative beliefs. So he wallows daily in his own self-hatred, lashing out at the homosexual society he so desperately wants to join...